Henry Awareness Month
To my subjects,
My name is Henry and I suffer from this condition called Being Henry. Did you know that this month is Henry Awareness Month? This is because…
I am Henry
Everyone should be aware of me
Because I say it is
I would like to raise awareness of this condition because simply, I am really important. You should be aware of me every single day of the year.
Now, I know that I am the one and only, but yes, I do concede that some people may share some of my symptoms. They’re just pretending! They’re just trying to be like me! I think it’s incredibly flattering that people want to be like me – but here are the symptoms anyway.…..
The belief that I am the best thing
Likes women
Likes eating
Likes swans (in a pie)
Likes jewellery
Likes jousting
Likes playing tennis
Likes hunting
Did I say, I am the best thing
I love you mother
Likes palaces
I am better than Bacon
Likes Hampton Court Palace
Likes taking friends and family to the Tower of London
If you know someone, or you are someone that has the condition of Being Henry, please tag them, or just tag yourself. We need to spread awareness – of me.